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Bruce Willis and Richard Gere in The Jackal (1997)  December 15, 2013 – 05:18 pm
The Jackal (1997) starring Bruce Willis, Richard Gere, Sidney

[In November of 1997, Universal released The Jackal. The Film Doctor was there.]What's slow as molasses, stars Bruce Willis and Richard Gere, and should be on TV? This week's The Jackal. For a movie that takes itself ponderously seriously, I found myself giggling early on when a Russian mafia kingpin casually tomahawks one of his underlings in the head during a meeting and then proclaims "Gentlemen, I loved this man like a brother, but he failed me. Now imagine how I treat my enemy!" Anyway, this Russian honcho then hires the mysterious multi-identitied Bruce Willis to go out and kill someone major in America, and he'd better bloody well take his time too, for we still have two hours of movie to go.

So, Bruce steals a Canadian passport from some drunken schlep in the Helsinki airport, flies to Montreal, and, changing his hair style from scene to scene, he gradually puts together a fancy Gatling-or-something gun fully intended to wow people in the audience who get impressed by large ballistic gadgetry.

Meanwhile, back in the states, some Russian good guys, including a woman I'll call Major Slobotski (Diane Venore) with a fake burn scar on her face to signify B-movie toughness, team up with some FBI people, including a sadly wasted Sidney Poitier, to go after this jackal fellow. Since no one knows what he looks like, they go visit Richard Gere, who plays an Irish IRA man in prison, and he negotiates with them for awhile in the prison yard until Poitier agrees to let him tag along in the investigation.

The rest of the movie slides glacier-like toward a big deal political assassination scene straight out of The Manchurian Candidate.

To be fair, both Bruce Willis and Richard Gere acquit themselves pretty well given the rest of the film's resemblance to a Jackie Chan movie minus the karate action sequences (probably most of the budget went to cover the two stars' salaries). There's a lot of cutting to new locations where you can read where you are on the bottom of the screen in block letters for your idle amusement: Moscow, Chicago, Helsinki Airport, etc. Bruce looks very cool in most of his disguises, at one point looking eerily like Alan Dershowitz. Richard Gere fakes his Irish accent better than Brad Pitt did in The Devil's Own. Gere can look downright pixieish at times, surprising me by actually acting.

There are some set scenes that engage your attention in much the same way watching ants attack each other might--a hoodlum foams at the mouth and falls twitching to the ground after touching some poison cleverly planted by the jackal on the back of his mini-van, another man gets to run and scream and pant through the Canadian woods before getting shot into little pieces for Bruce's target practice. FBI agents fly in helicopters, in Air Force One-like jets (very posh), and in a totally superfluous large Marine carrier helicopter to help save the day.

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  • Avatar Dude Who is the sexiest among these actors?
    Aug 27, 2008 by Dude | Posted in Celebrities

    Who is the sexiest? Bruce willis,Vince Vaughn, Richard Gere or Gerard Depardieu?

    • Richard Gere. But of course when he was younger.

  • Avatar Tom Jones What's the name of the movie where a white van gets the white paint washed off and it's purple underneath?
    Feb 06, 2011 by Tom Jones | Posted in Movies

    I know there's a movie where a white van is trying to get away from someone and they pull into a car wash bay I think and wash the white paint down the drain to make the van purple.

    • I think that would be "The Jackal" with Bruce Willis and Richard Gere. I think there was this scene where "The Jackal" also sprayed some toxic agent on the door that kills upon contact. If I remember it right "The Day of the Jackal" with Edward Fox had a similar scene.

      Edit: "The Cannonball Run" also had a scene like that.